Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Interview with Professional Racer Alison Tetrick Starnes

Alison Starnes is a professional racer with Peanut Butter and Co Twenty 12 and also the US National Cycling team.  As a Illegal Feed Zone customer she was kind enough to grant a rare interview.   She did a great job, plugged her sponsers and claimed to have never partaken in the Illegal Feed Zone.  That icy cold Coke knows better tho......

Thanks again Alison and good luck with the rest of the season and on to London!

To see her famous Road ID commercial with Bobke, click here:


1. How did you get into bike racing? Was it for fun, exercise, or just all the free drinks from Illegal Feed Zones?

I didn't even mean to get into bike racing.  I thought biochemistry and pipets were my calling, but bike racing found me.  Bike racing rescued me from my dabbling in triathlon, and took me out of my lab coat and around the world.  Being your typical Type A nerd, I have a hard time doing anything just for "fun".  Once I tasted the pain and the thrill of bike racing, I couldn't look back. 

2. Is Armstrong’s gold medal distracting when she wears it at “Disco Night” races? I got one from Ceasar’s in Vegas and it’s a big hit in my Cat 5 races. Does hers blind the competition or just the camera moto?

Kristin's gold medal is a huge accomplishment and she has dictated the sport of women's cycling for yeurs with her dominance.  I dream of also obtaining such hardware, but for now, her "bling" definitely is the real deal even though I have seen her son, Lucas, use it as a chew toy...apparently gold goes with everything...

3. What is your favorite race beside Mt. Hood and Cascade to compete in? What is your favorite to watch as a fan?

Well, you have named my 2 favorite races of all time.  They are awesome!  Doing the Giro Donne (women's Giro d'Italia) or going up the Mur d'Huy at Fleche was pretty incredible as well.  I am a very bad spectator, but while racing up a climb and passing the Illegal Feed Zone, the thought of spectating the carnage rather than partaking in the suffering is very tempting...especially with the Oreos...and other goodies...

4. What is your cycling nickname? If you could give yourself one, what would it be?

My nicknames are not public information.  I would consider a superhero name though instead of a "nickname".  I think my skinsuit is a superhero costume.  What do you think?

Editors note:  Next two questions seem to be an editing error.  I'm posting her exact response even though I think there was a a possible word processing/email glitch.  Alison, if you want me to change something I certainly will.

5. What is your favorite nickname for a cyclist?

Someone once told me that her husband "practiced bicycling" all the time on the trainer in the garage.  That just made me laugh. I should practice bikes more often.

6. How did the Road ID commercial come about? Fill us in on the fun behind-the-scenes stories.

I have been working with Road ID for a couple of years.  They are an incredible company, and I think a Road ID is a training necessity.  I was wearing my Road ID when I had a horrendous crash at the Cascade Cycling Classic last year, and my Road ID was able to get my parents to the hospital in Bend even more I landed there after being airlifted out of McKenzie Pass.  Then before the ToC TT, they asked if would do a commercial for them.  Of course I would, and it was fun filming with Bob Roll that morning and we had a lot of laughs.  I still haven't committed to going on a ride with Bob, but we will see.  I have learned to avoid such "rides/dates" and it was good practice for me to turn him down!   

7. What books are you reading on those long road trips? What is the most popular book in the US peloton right now?

We do read a lot on the road, and pass the books around.  It is more entertaining for us if we have common books to discuss.  Last year it was definitely The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, love them or hate them...but this year we have been reading more David Sedaris.  I think I read Steinback's East of Eden, at least twice this year and last, and have shared that book as well.  And of course I read the Bible too!  That keeps my mind and heart at peace.

8. What do director sportifs do during the off season? Do they manage evil empires or just vacation?

Not to brag, but I think I have one of the best director sportifs of all time.  Giana Roberge.  She is a big deal.  She is a true professional, and an expert director.  That being said, I don't know how she would be at managing an evil empire, but I know she could do anything she put her mind to.  However, I also know that she has a coaching business out of Santa Rosa and spends her time mentoring and coaching her athletes when she isn't chasing around her adorable 2.5 year old son that actually may be more difficult to manage then a team of professional female athletes...

9. How much would it cost to get your whole team to “Like” the Illegal Feed Zone page on Facebook? I have $1.23 in my wallet right now. Would that buy your “Like”?

As much as we "liked" that feed zone...you may need to pay us more then that...or at least maybe invite us to an "illegal feed zone" that is actually out of race parameters so we could partake...

10. According to several important cycling figures (myself and the Skullkrusher from SpeedMetal Cycling) the Cannondale CAAD family is the best bike ever made. Here is your chance to plug for your sponsor, Felt, and explain how some silly little fabric mixed with glue can compete against the almighty aluminum. Besides the minor positives of lighter weight, better strength/stiffness, vibration absorption, comfort, weave-angle-specific design, looks, and aerodynamics; what benefits are there of going with a sweet Felt F1 over my CAAD7?

My Felt F1 is hands down the best bike out there.  It is stiff, it is light, and it just looks fast.  The geometry is perfect for me, and it has a great understated matte carbon weave.  I love the guys at Felt and they have truly designed some fabulous bikes.  I figure since my bike is made out of carbon fiber, and that is what planes are made out of, then my bike can fly.  Quite literally.  I trust that bike.  Besides, when I race my bike, she usually beats me.  Although she may be a stealth weapon, she is quite sassy and responsive...

11. What are your favorite post ride/race meals?


Peanut Butter & Co. and Jelly Sandwich.  Mighty Maple Peanut Butter with Honey, a little banana...and it is sooo good. 

12. Any advice for an aspiring 38 year old CAT 5 with a crazy job, family, and history of heavy ice cream use?

Balance.  Don't forget why we do this.  It is fun.  Ride to eat.  Spend time with your family.  Race hard, don't just survive, then eat the ice cream.  Remember to thank those that let you prance around in your spandex and shaved legs.  They sacrifice so you can do your hobby and smile.  Riding bikes puts a smile on your face and lets you feel like a kid again.  Don't lose the enthusiasm, and at the end of the day, remember, it is only bike racing.  Just bike racing. 

13. What are you going to do with your time when they kick you out of pro cycling for being too awesome? 


Who knows.  The options are endless.  With a background in the sciences, you never know.  I will cross that bridge when I get there.  Cycling isn't forever, but I have met some incredible people along the way, and I know I will find something to give back to the sport and those who have helped me in this journey.  But I have some big things to accomplish here before I get "kicked out" of the sport... 

14. What is the one race where you have really needed an Illegal Feed Zone? 

It was Stage 9 of the Giro Donne, and after working for the team to the base of the infamous Stelvio, it was a long way up those multitudes of switchbacks...Ouch.  No amount of Italian men in speedos could help.  I just needed a Coke, or a cookie...  The good news is that we won the stage and the entire Giro...It was all worth it.

15. Water, Coke, Gatorade or Beer?


It depends if it is before...during...or after... And not necessarily in that order.

--
Alison Tetrick Starnes

US National Team Member


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